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You think science is boring, think again; this is science like you have never seen it before. Designed for children and adults alike, Mark’s Spectacular Science Show explores the strange and magical properties of matter with exploding elephant’s toothpaste, vortex-generating dustbins and even howling jelly babies!Awarded ‘Best Kid’s Show at Edinburgh Fringe’ by The Derek Awards, this interactive show promises to entertain and educate in the most spectacular way!
Sun 20 Apr 2025, 2.30pmBook Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/mark-thompson-science
It’s the swinging (16)60s, and ‘the merry monarch’ Charles II is on the throne. After violent civil war, England’s theatres have finally reopened and, for the first time, women are allowed to perform in public.In the West End, grande dame Mrs Betterton (Anna Chancellor) rules the roost. But there’s a new face in town: an orange-seller with dreams of stardom.
Tue 22 - Sat 26 Apr 2025Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/playhouse-creatures
80s Liverpool. Chrissie, Loggo, George, Dixie and Yosser are used to hard work and providing for their families. But there is no work and there is no money. What are they supposed to do?Work harder, work longer, buy cheaper, spend less? They just need a chance. Life is tough but the lads can play the game. Find jobs, avoid the ‘sniffers' and see if you can have a laugh along the way.James Graham’s powerful new adaptation of Alan Bleasdale’s BAFTA award-winning TV series is directed by Kate Wasserberg and comes to Guildford direct from the National Theatre and the West End.
Tue - Sat Evenings, 7.30pmThu & Sat Matinee, 2.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/boys-from-the-blackstuff
11 years of weekly, behind-closed-doors meetings, where the destiny of a nation is shaped.Moira Buffini’s clever, funny and charming political comedy unlocks the palace door, imagining the untold conversations of two of history’s most powerful women, Margaret Thatcher and Queen Elizabeth II.Ronald Reagan, Denis Thatcher and an ensemble of familiar faces add to the biting satire and sharp humour as the gloves come off and personalities clash.25 years later, with both women now gone, their shadows still loom large, as this Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch and Theatre Nation Partnerships production explores the legacy of this divisive premiership, leaving audiences to question what they truly know about those who decide our nation’s destiny.
Tue-Sat Evenings, 7.30pmThu & Sat Matinees, 2.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/handbagged
Join multi award-winning, BAFTA-nominated writer and comedian Mark Steel for his new tour The Leopard in My House. The topic? His battle with throat cancer. A battle he is winning (thankfully) and which only his rapier wit could fashion a comedy tour show out of. Cancer has done nothing to dull Mark's acute political observations or quash his "frankly bonkers" energy: you will laugh, you will cry, but you'll laugh again, and again, and again. The Leopard in My House is proof that this leftie, working-class, Radio 4 favourite truly deserves his place in the UK comedy pantheon.
Sun 11 May 2025, 8pmBook NOw: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/mark-steel
Lee Mead, star of television and award-winning West End leading man, is back on tour for 2025!Lee shot to fame in 2007 on the BBC reality TV show Any Dream Will Do. Beating 10,000 other hopefuls in the live finals to be crowned as Joseph in Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Lee has since starred in a wide range of stage productions, including Wicked, Legally Blonde, Chicago, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and most recently We Will Rock You at the London Coliseum last summer.He has also released several successful albums that showcase his powerful vocals and impressive range. This production features Lee’s outstanding live band and stunning musical arrangements. Selected songs from his musical influences and celebrate a career lasting over twenty years.Join Lee for an evening of unforgettable music from the world of musical theatre, contemporary hits and his brand new EP.A voice not to be missed!
Sat 17 May at 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/lee-mead-best-me
What are men for? Most heavy things can be lifted by machines and most problems can be solved by computers and most puddles can be crossed without us gallantly draping our capes over them - so are we fellas of any use at all?Award-winning MAN Marcus Brigstocke thinks we might still serve some useful function. But what is it? This new tour show will resolve the entire issue once and for all (in a non-patriarchal, open minded, progressive sort of way).
Sun 18 May 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/marcus-brigstocke
Internationally renowned dance-circus company Motionhouse returns to Guildford, with its brand-new production Hidden, which will premiere in the UK in February 2025.A continuation of artistic director Kevin Finnan’s exploration of his distinctive dance-circus form, Hidden will examine the human experience in the context of some of our shared challenges in an increasingly divided world.Seven performers delve into the world of Hidden, negotiating threats and obstacles to uncover hidden voices and push through to the light.At times narrative, and at others abstract, Hidden is a powerful integration of artforms. A pulsing, shifting, and ever-present soundscape transforms and drives the story forward as sound and raw physical movement work together.
Tue 20 & Wed 21 May 2025, 7.30pmBook Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/hidden
A show about being human-can you relate???Just like Tom Cruise does all his own stunts, I'm going to do all my own jokes!A deep, dumb show for the masses.Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/lou-sanders
Thu 22 May 2025, 8pm
Direct from his multiple sell out Edinburgh Fringe Festival show; Sean Alexander is now embarking on a UK theatrical tour with his critically acclaimed show Moments in Time. Experience the mesmerising magic and mind-bending artistry of Sean Alexander in his spellbinding theatrical production that will leave you questioning the very essence of your existence.Delve into a world of wonder, self-reflection, and transformation as Sean Alexander - The Confusionist, takes centre stage. Known for his masterful illusions and unparalleled mentalism, Sean has become a luminary in the world of magic and mind reading. He has garnered critical acclaim from celebrities and royalty alike, showcasing his extraordinary talent the world over and leaving audiences in awe with every performance.In this brand new thought provoking show, Sean reflects on his life and the defining moments in time that shape each and every one of us both in our personal lives and those on the world’s stage!Don't miss this unforgettable evening of enchantment and introspection. Book your tickets now for Moments In Time and join us for a theatrical event like no other!
Fri 23 May 2025Book now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/moments-in-time
Agent Blonde has 24 hours to save the world. The only things standing in her way are dastardly villains, an outrageous plot, and... a lack of funding.When Hollywood rejects her script, a frustrated screenwriter invites you, an audience of producers, to a one-night-only presentation of The Greatest Spy Movie (n)Ever Made!From two of the minds behind The New Musketeers (Trinity Theatre) and stars of The Play That Goes Wrong and Peter Pan Goes Wrong, Spy Movie: The Play! is a new hilarious homage to Bond movies and fringe theatre suitable for the whole family.
Sat 24 May 2025www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/spy-movie-play
A union strike at a pajama factory generates plenty of ‘steam heat’ in this energetic 1950s retro musical comedy love story!The Pajama Game was awarded the 1955 Tony for Best Musical, and over half a century later claimed the award for Best Revival of a Musical. The hit 1957 film starring Doris Day, and the 2014 London West-End production further prove this musical is truly timeless. Conditions at the ‘Sleep-Tite Pajama Factory’ are anything but peaceful, as sparks fly between handsome new superintendent Sid Sorokin and feisty Union rep “Babe” Williams while the workers strike for a 7 ½ cent pay increase! The Pajama Game features energetic songs and dances and plenty of fun and splashy production numbers, including hit 50s pop standards “Hey There”, “Hernando’s Hideaway” and “Steam Heat”. This perennial favourite is a sure-fire crowd-pleaser and a glowing example of classic American Musical Comedy.Presented by Guildford School of Acting’s BA (Hons) Musical Theatre graduating cohort in collaboration with BA (Hons) Theatre production and MA Stage and Production Management students, by arrangement with Music Theatre International www.MTIShows.co.uk.
www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/pajama-game-gsaSat 31 May - Sat 7 Jun 2025(Excl Mon 2 Jun)
Laurie Lee’s extraordinary story, told in a captivating weave of music and his own words.Red Sky at Sunrise follows Lee through his much-loved Cider with Rosie trilogy, when he famously walked out of the Slad valley one midsummer morning, and ended up fighting with the International Brigades against Franco’s forces in the Spanish Civil War.Anton Lesser (Game of Thrones, Wolf Hall, Endeavour) and Charlie Hamblett (Killing Eve, Ghosts, The Burning Girls) play the role of Laurie Lee older and younger, along with a rich array of other characters. Together, they celebrate Lee’s engaging humour, as well as his darker side, in a performance that has startling resonance with modern events.A ‘breathtaking’ musical programme by Orchestra of the Swan weaves around Lee’s writing, from the lush Gloucestershire countryside made famous in Cider With Rosie, to the arid landscapes of Spain. Featuring music from Vaughan Williams, Britten, Turina and De Falla, with guitarist Mark Ashford performing Albéniz and Spanish Romance.
Tue 10 June 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/red-sky-at-sunrise
Having reassessed her life through the prism of an ADHD diagnosis in last year's funny and moving memoir, one of Britain's most beloved and most scatterbrained stand-ups lets you back into her mind (warning: it's cluttered in there).Among other things, this show will be a love-letter to letter-writing, a trip back through her early years as a comic and woman-about-town, and a whirlwind tour of a chaotic, hilarious brain.
Wed 11 Jun 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/shaparak-khorsandi-scatterbrain
Following a highly successful tour in 2024, Ballet Central returns in 2025 with a brand-new company of dancers and a revitalising programme of classical ballet and contemporary dance.Ballet Central is delighted to announce the first piece in the 2025 summer programme as Frederick Ashton’s majestic Foyer de Danse. Staged for the first time in over 90 years, the ballet brings Edgar Degas paintings to life and has been recreated by the Ashton Foundation.In contrast, Ballet Central presents contemporary works by Dickson Mbi and Thick and Tight. Vastly energetic, Mbi takes influence from his success as a Hip Hop dancer and his signature popping style. Thick and Tight’s theatrical work will combine dance, theatre and mime, whilst commenting on social and political current affairs.The final instalment in this vibrant new programme is Kristen McNally’s modern ballet, sure to charm audiences and showcase the talent of Central School of Ballet’s graduating cohort of 2025.
Thu 12 June 2025Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/ballet-central
Spot had such fun celebrating his birthday last year that he is back to celebrate again and everyone’s invited!Join Spot and his friends for this engaging and interactive show for everyone age 2 plus and their grownups.With integrated Makaton, catchy songs, dancing and lots of interactive party games, this is going to be the best birthday party ever!Based on the beloved Eric Hill classic Happy Birthday Spot, this brand-new adaptation is the perfect introduction to theatre for children – they’ll be encouraged to sign and dance along with Steve the Monkey, Tom the Crocodile, Helen the Hippo and Sally and Sam, Spot’s parents, to say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPOT!Spot has been an integral part of childhood for over 40 years and with his inquisitive nature, sense of curiosity, boundless energy, and simple shapes and colours, Spot helps families, babies and toddlers explore the world around them.
Fri 13 - Sat 15 Jun 2025Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/spots-birthday-party
Based on a true highland story.In the remote Scottish Highlands two women arrive at a former Crofters Hut in the deserted village of Coillie Ghille. When suddenly the weekend getaway takes an unexpected turn. Cut off from the modern world, Laura and Suzanne find themselves drawn into the dark history of the Croft and the lives that passed before them.In this bold and haunting play the present interweaves with the past as ancient tales surface and the terrifying truth lurking in the Croft is revealed.Directed by award-winning director Philip Franks (Murder in the Dark, Agatha Christie’s The Mirror Crack’d) and produced by Original Theatre (Birdsong, Murder in the Dark, Agatha Christie’s The Mirror Crack’d), The Croft will be setting pulses racing next summer.
Tue 17 - Sat 21 Jun 2025
Strap yourself in for Shakespeare’s ultimate rollercoaster of comedy chaos, as two sets of identical twins arrive in the same town, on the same day, completely unaware of the other’s existence! The Comedy of Errors is a glorious confection of confusion and slapstick comedy, as wives, debtors, officers, friends and even the twins themselves are caught up in the mayhem which ensues.
Thu 10 - Sat 26 Jul 2025Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/the-comedy-of-errors
A Company of Rascals is a hilarious new play behind a play, created to be performed simultaneously with The Comedy of Errors, with the same cast of fabulous comic characters, and written by award-winning Phil Porter (The Lavender Hill Mob, The Boy With Two Hearts (National Theatre), Vice Versa and The Christmas Truce (RSC)).The audience will be taken on a journey round the bawdy backstreets of Ephesus, into a world of charlatans and bootleggers. Will visiting merchant Egeon, the only honest man in town, raise the ransom to buy his own freedom in a world where nobody is who they seem? A Company of Rascals will be performed by the same incredible cast as The Comedy of Errors, cleverly intertwining the action, as they simultaneously perform The Comedy of Errors on the main stage, and A Company of Rascals in promenade in locations around the theatre, inside and out.
Thu 10 - Sat 26 Jul 2025Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/a-company-of-rascals
As war-clouds gather and break over Troy, they threaten to consume the city’s women, including Queen Hekabe (aka Hecuba), the stalwart matriarch, Cassandra, her prophetess-daughter, and, caught in the crossfire, the Greek Helen, the most beautiful woman in the world.All emerge from mythology as living, breathing, three-dimensional characters, whose stories are more relevant today than ever – and their increasingly intense and claustrophobic journey has a surprisingly upbeat ending.Multi award winner Dame Siân Phillips explores the role of Queen Hekabe for the first time, joining Rachel Donovan (The Crown, Call the Midwife) in this emotional rollercoaster based on plays of Euripides, adapted, reconstructed or reimagined by author-director, David Stuttard.The event includes a Q&A with performers and writer.
Book now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/women-and-troySun 27 Jul 2025, 2pm
The late Queen Elizabeth II was famous for her discretion. She never said anything in public that could ruffle the lightest of feathers. But she had one way of expressing what she really thought – through her wardrobe.By Royal Appointment is a funny, poignant and celebratory new play about the kind of power that only a Queen can wield – she charms the world through coats and admonishes her family through a carefully chosen hat.But the Queen herself is uninterested in fashion, her look is managed by her Designer, her Milliner and most powerful of all, her Dresser who was a working-class girl who goes from advising the Queen on the colour of her lipsticks to the real power behind the throne. But the Dresser, like all royal favourites, is living on borrowed time.By Royal Appointment is a behind the scenes peek into the world of our most popular monarch and the image she presented to the world. Starring national treasure Anne Reid as The Queen and star of stage and screen Caroline Quentin as The Dresser. The new play is written by Daisy Goodwin who created the hit ITV series Victoria and directed by former Artistic Director of Shakespeare’s Globe, Dominic Dromgoole.
Tue 29 Jul - Sat 2 Aug 2025www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/by-royal-appointment
The Last Laugh is a brand new laugh-a-minute play which reimagines the lives of three of Britain's all time greatest comedy heroes – Tommy Cooper, Eric Morecambe and Bob Monkhouse.Filled with great gags and touching stories, The Last Laugh is nostalgic and poignant and guaranteed to be the ultimate comedy night out.The Last Laugh is written and directed by the award-winning Paul Hendy, and stars Bob Golding as Morecambe, Simon Cartwright as Monkhouse and Damian Williams as Cooper.
Tue 5 - Sat 9 Aug 2025Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/the-last-laugh
Step into the world of Pride and Prejudice like never before with a riveting new stage adaptation that combines Jane Austen’s timeless romance with a gripping murder mystery imagined by master storyteller, the ‘Queen of Crime’ P.D. James.Starring EastEnders star James Bye as Mr Darcy.Joining him in the cast are Jamie-Rose Duke as Elizabeth Darcy, Celia Cruwys-Finnigan as Georgina Darcy, Sean Rigby as Colonel Fitzwilliam, Paul Jerricho as Mr Bidwell, Mogali Masuku as Lydia Wickham, Sam Woodhams as George Wickham and David Osmond as Henry Alveston.
Book: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/death-comes-to-pemberleyTue 12 - Sat 16 Aug 2025Tue - Sat Evenings, 7.30pmWed, Thu & Sat Matinees, 2.30pm
The singing mermaid is tempted away to join a travelling circus, with the promise of a life of excitement - and her own swimming pool! The audiences love her singing but she soon finds out she’s been tricked by the dastardly circus master. Will she ever escape?With three amazing performers, enchanting puppets and music and songs by Barb Jungr (We’re Going On A Bear Hunt), this show is a perfect treat for all the family.This play is based on the original book The Singing Mermaid. Written by Julia Donaldson and illustrated by Lydia Monks. Text © Julia Donaldson 2013. Illustrations © Lydia Monks 2013. Published by Macmillan Children’s Books.
Book: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/the-singing-mermaidWed 20 - Sun 24 Aug 2025Wed 2pmThu, Fri & Sun 10.30am & 2pmSat 10.30am, 2pm & 4.30pm
The crowning glory of Broadway, the West End and beyond, the international smash hit musical SIX, makes its royal return to Guildford in 2025 following its previous sell out success!Winner of over 35 international awards including the Tony Award for ‘Best Original Score’ and ‘Best Costume Design’, double winner of the Whatsonstage Award for ‘Best West End Show’ and a Gold-Disk winning album, this sell-out Tudor take-off has ‘an incredibly strong and powerful message’ (The Australian) and is ‘pure entertainment’ (New York Times). From Tudor Queens to Pop Princesses, the six wives of Henry VIII take to the mic to tell their tales, remixing five hundred years of historical heartbreak into an 80-minute celebration of 21st century girl power. These Queens may have green sleeves but their lipstick is rebellious red.Think you know the rhyme, think again...Divorced. Beheaded. LIVE!
Tue 26 Aug - Sat 6 Sep 2025Tue 26, Thu 28, Tue 2 & Thu 4 - 8pmWed 27, Fri 29, Wed 3 & Fri 5 - 6pm & 8.30pmSat 30 & Sat 6 - 4pm & 8pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/six
It’s hard to be good all the time. A good mother, a good daughter, a good partner, a good friend, a good person. To be ambitious but not ruthless; a success but not a sell-out. A gentle parent but not a pushover. To be smashing life and make it look easy. The juggle. Suzi is exhausted and she hasn't even started. This is a stand-up show and a support group!The Juggle is a brand new tour from confessional multi-award winning comedian Suzi Ruffell.
Fri 12 Sep 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/suzi-ruffell
Get ready for a Night at the Musicals like you’ve never seen before!It's all the eleganza-extravaganza of the West End combined with the fierce and fabulous world of Drag. A night of sassy showstoppers, where the divas are anything but dull! If you can’t handle the ‘T’ then sashay away cos the dolls are really gonna slay. With 100% live vocals, there's absolutely no lip sync battles on this stage. Just unbelievable vocal talent, sprinkled with sass.Whether you live for Les Mis, cheer for Mamma Mia, or you’re crazy for Kinky Boots, there is something for everyone in this ultimate twist on a classic night at the theatre.Enjoy super slick showstoppers and epic camp-choreo. Our Queens will leave you gagging! Dragged to the Musicals: serving you a night you won’t forget.
Sat 13 Sep 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/dragged-to-the-musicals
The 250th anniversary of Jane Austen is celebrated in fitting style with a new stage adaptation of her comedy of manners, Emma.The beautiful, high-spirited Emma Woodhouse is determined that she will never marry but loves to meddle in her friends and neighbours’ relationships. When her confidante and former governess, Miss Taylor weds her fiancé Mr Weston, Emma, having introduced the couple, takes credit for the marriage and decides that a future in matchmaking lies ahead of her.So begins a comic journey through the lives and loves of Emma’s friends and neighbour, embracing the burgeoning Regency social scene of Bath and Weymouth. But as the romantic web she weaves amongst her friends becomes ever more entangled, will Emma herself get swept up in true love’s wake…?Jane Austen’s enduring novel is filled with memorable characters - the dashing Mr Knightley, Emma’s friends Jane Fairfax and Harriet Smith, the mercenary Reverend Elton and his delightfully pretentious wife Augusta. This new 250th anniversary stage production is adapted by Ryan Craig, whose recent works includes the world premiere of Charlotte and Theodore in the Ustinov Studio and 1984 in the Main House.
Book: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/emmaTue 23 - Sat 27 Sep 2025
A New Year’s bash they won’t live to forget.Following the smash-hit success of Murder in the Dark, Torben Betts returns with a night to die for…It’s New Year’s Eve in rural Kent, and Jonny "The Cyclops" has decided to throw a party. But amidst the drinking, music and fireworks exploding overhead, a twisted trail of destruction emerge. As midnight looms, tarot cards foretell doom, police lights flash in the distance and a killer is in the house.Everyone’s hiding something—but who’s telling the truth?From the mind of acclaimed writer Torben Betts and produced by the award-winning Original Theatre, who brought you the smash hit production of Birdsong, Murder in The Dark and Agatha Christie’s The Mirror Crack’d, Murder at Midnight blends razor-sharp wit with chilling suspense and will keep you guessing until the final stroke of midnight.
Book: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/murder-at-midnightTue 30 Sep - Sat 4 Oct 2025Wed, Thu & Sat Matinees, 2:30pmTue - Sat Evenings, 7:30pm
Swan Lake tells the unforgettable tale of two women, Odette and Odile, who resemble each other so closely that they can be mistaken for one another. This compelling story follows the tragic romance of Princess Odette, who is cursed by an evil spell to live as a swan by day and a woman by night.When Prince Siegfried chances upon a flock of swans while hunting, he encounters Odette, who transforms into a beautiful young woman under the moonlight. Captivated by her grace and beauty, Siegfried vows to break the curse. However, the evil sorcerer Rothbart and his cunning daughter Odile conspire to deceive him, threatening to destroy the prince's love and Odette’s chance for freedom.
Mon 6 Oct 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/swan-lake
Every child’s favourite story, Sleeping Beauty is a magical tale of love, innocence, mystery, and enchantment. Set to Tchaikovsky’s breathtaking score, this masterpiece of classical ballet brings to life the battle between good and evil in a world of fantasy and wonder.This stunning production features exquisite choreography, sumptuous costumes, and enchanting sets, creating an unforgettable experience for audiences of all ages.
Tue 7 Oct 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/sleeping-beauty-ballet
In this brand new show, Lee shares his stage with a tough-talking werewolf comedian from the dark forests of the subconscious who hates humanity. The Man-Wulf lays down a ferocious comedy challenge to the culturally irrelevant and physically enfeebled Lee. Can the beast inside us all be silenced with the silver bullet of Lee's unprecedentedly critically acclaimed style of stand-up?Stewart Lee is in danger of being left behind. He's approaching sixty with debilitating health conditions, his TV profile has diminished, and his once BAFTA award-winning style of stand-up seems obsolete. But can Lee unleash his inner Man-Wulf to position himself alongside comedy legends like Dave Chappelle, Ricky Gervais and Jordan Peterson at the forefront of side-splitting stadium-stuffing shit-posting?
Thu 9 - Sat 11 Oct 2025, 7.30pmBook Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/stewart-lee-man-wulf
Attenzion! You will listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.Following the success of their hit podcast, ‘Allo ‘Allo! stars Kim Hartman (Helga!), Guy Siner (Lieutenant Gruber!), and Richard Gibson (Herr Flick!) are now taking their secret operations into the open - appearing live in theatres across the land.There will be surveillance footage (also known as "classic clips"), classified revelations from behind the scenes, and an interrogation session (or as you may call it, an "audience Q&A"). Expect much hilarity, and - should you prove worthy - you may be permitted to come for a ride in Lieutenant Gruber’s little tank.Disguises (or, as you say, “dressing up”) are optional, but welcome. We will be watching. Do not disappoint Herr Flick!Vive ‘Allo ‘Allo! - failure to attend will be noted.
Sat 11 Oct 2025www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/allo-allo-live
Step into the world of sisterhood, courage, ambition and follow them as they progress into womanhood.Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women was an immediate critical and commercial success. The book was inspired by Alcott’s experiences growing up and is one of the best loved novels of all time. Experience the enduring journey of the March sisters - tomboy Jo, beautiful Meg, sensitive Beth, and spoilt Amy, as they as they navigate the challenges of the Civil War era, forging unbreakable bonds of love and family.Step into the world of sisterhood, courage, ambition and follow them as they progress into womanhood.Still as relevant today Little Women is a celebration of women proving that women can be heroes of their own story, can be bold, persistent, self-assured to stand strong in who they are, and what they desire for themselves in their present and future. Anne-Marie Casey’s masterful new adaptation of the classic story offers a captivating rendition of Little Women that breathes new life into a cherished classic. The recent success of the Greta Gerwig film, the nostalgia of the classic book, combined with a beautiful adaptation provides an exciting theatrical experience guaranteed to be a night (or afternoon!) filled with laughter, tears, and a heart-warming lifting of the spirits.
Book now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/little-womenTue 21 - Sat 25 Oct 2025Tue - Sat Evenings 7.30pmWed, Thu & Sat Matinees, 2.30pm
Following seven West End seasons, a record-breaking UK and Ireland tour and twelve productions across the globe, the stage phenomenon 2:22 A Ghost Story now comes to Guildford.Winner of BEST NEW PLAY at the WhatsOnStage Awards, this edge-of-your-seat, supernatural thriller is written by Danny Robins, creator of the hit BBC podcasts Uncanny and The Battersea Poltergeist, and has featured a host of acclaimed star performances (including Lily Allen, Cheryl, Stacey Dooley, Tom Felton, Jake Wood and James Buckley).
Mon 27 Oct - Sat 1 Nov 2025Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/2-22-a-ghost-story
We are delighted to bring you an evening with one of the world’s top rugby referees Nigel Owens MBE. After playing to a sell-out crowd across venues in the UK, Nigel returns to celebrate the release of his book The Final Whistle with tales from on and off the field.Nigel is one of the most engaging and humorous characters in the game of Rugby Union.He is also the only referee to be appointed for three consecutive Heineken Cup finals and forever will be renowned and admired for displaying a dry sense of humour and sharp wit when dealing with players during the heat of battle.Making this an evening simply not to be missed for any sports fan as he recounts stories from his life and career.There will also be an opportunity for a Q&A in the second half of the evening.
Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/nigel-owens
Have you ever been awake in the middle of the night and thought something so smart and astute that you couldn’t wait for the world to wake up so you could tell them?THIS SHOW IS THAT THOUGHT.In that it doesn’t make much sense and is a bit weird on reflection.Sara Pascoe is a comedian and her children don’t sleep and her kitchen won’t clean itself and her husband 'doesn’t want to be in it'.As seen and heard on Taskmaster, Live at the Apollo, The Great British Sewing Bee, Last One Laughing UK, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Mock the Week and co-host of Sara & Cariad’s Weirdos Book Club podcast.
Fri 8 Nov, 10am
This sensational multi award-winning West End show first opened in 1989 and has been thrilling audiences around the world ever since. Now it triumphantly visits the Yvonne Arnaud as part of its 2025/26 UK Tour.Forget feel good, Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story is FEEL GREAT! Experience the drama, passion and excitement as a multi-talented cast of actor-musicians tell Buddy Holly’s story, from his Texas rockabilly beginnings to international stardom and his legendary final performance at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa, before his tragic death at the age of just 22.Featuring two terrific hours of the greatest songs ever written, including That’ll Be The Day, Oh Boy, Rave On, La Bamba, Chantilly Lace, Johnny B. Goode, Raining In My Heart, Everyday, Shout and many many more, this show is just Peggy Sue-perb! Book now for the most successful Rock & Roll Musical of all time!
Tue 11 - Sat 15 Nov 2025www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/buddy-holly-story
London, 1901. As the British Empire wages war in the name of a Queen whose health is failing, a series of mysterious events reveals a crack in the high corridors of power. A crack that threatens to destabilise monarchy, government and Empire. And at its centre, controlling the flow of information and influence, a shadowy figure plans a final deadly move.Drawn into the game and unsure who to trust, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson find themselves confronting figures from their past in a desperate race against time, aware that the most powerful person in the world could be in the pocket of one of the most corrupt. But just how much is Holmes willing to sacrifice as he faces 'checkmate'?A thrilling adventure based on the work of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes: The Hunt for Moriarty is a world premiere combining powerful performances, a haunting soundscape and innovative design for an exhilarating theatrical experience.Blackeyed Theatre return after the past successes of (Sherlock Holmes: The Valley of Fear, Oh What A Lovely War, Dracula)
Tue 18 - Sat 22 Nov 2025Tue - Sat Eves 7.30pmThu & Sat Matinees 2.30pm
Meet Belle, our book-loving beauty with a big heart and even bigger dreams.Join her as she journeys into the enchanted castle, meets the fearsome beast and discovers a host of colourful characters bewitched by an evil sorceress.Can Belle see beyond the monster? And will the Beast learn the true meaning of love? Join us for an ultimate adventure to break the curse before the final petal falls from an enchanted rose.As always, the show will be packed with spectacular songs, show-stopping dancing and plenty of magic.You’ve got to see it to Belle-ieve it – this beauty of a panto will be spellbinding festive fun for the whole family!
Sat 29 Nov 2025 - Sun 4 Jan 2026Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/beauty-and-the-beast
Superbly original, hilariously festive, and bursting with seasonal cheer, The Crooners Christmas Special is the ultimate Christmas comedy music show to get you in the festive mood.This unforgettable evening is a glittering blend of laugh-out-loud antics, razor-sharp one-liners, and the sensational sounds of Big Band swing. From side-splitting comedy routines to the iconic festive classics of the greatest crooners, it’s a celebration of everything you love about Christmas—wrapped up in one dazzling performance.Brought to you by the creators of the smash-hit UK show Crooners, this festive spin-off comes with even more outrageous fun and is accompanied by their phenomenal live Big Band. Expect timeless Christmas crooner favourites from the likes of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bing Cosby and Michael Buble, alongside the quick wit and charm that have made Crooners a fan-favourite.Whether you're looking to laugh until your sides hurt, tap your feet to the classics, or immerse yourself in the ultimate holiday atmosphere, The Crooners Christmas Special delivers on all fronts. Gather your loved ones, warm your hearts with festive joy, and join us for a Christmas experience that’s truly unforgettable.
Thu 11 Dec 2025, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/crooners-christmas-special
Bitter Rivals. Buried Secrets. A love to die for.On board a luxurious cruise under the heat of the Egyptian sun, a couple’s idyllic honeymoon is cut short by a brutal murder. As secrets that have been buried in the sands of time finally resurface, can the world-famous detective, Hercule Poirot, untangle the web of lies and solve another crime?Following the sell-out tours of And Then There Were None and Murder on the Orient Express, Death on the Nile reunites celebrated director Lucy Bailey (Witness for the Prosecution), writer Ken Ludwig and Fiery Angel for the European premiere of a brand-new adaptation of the globally celebrated Agatha Christie story on a nationwide tour.
Book: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/death-on-the-nileTue 13 - Sat 17 Jan 2026Tue - Sat Eves, 7.30pmWed, Thu and Sat Matinees, 2.30pm
Murder comes to the countryside in the theatrical world premiere of the critically acclaimed television favourite Midsomer Murders.When well-loved spinster Emily Simpson is found dead in the picturesque village of Badger’s Drift, her friend Lucy Bellringer refuses to accept it was an accident. DCI Tom Barnaby and Sergeant Gavin Troy are called in to investigate, uncovering a world of hidden passions, long-buried secrets and deadly rivalries.With eccentric villagers, shocking twists and an unforgettable reveal, The Killings at Badger’s Drift is a classic whodunnit that will keep audiences on the edge of their seats. Bringing to life the wit, charm, and chilling suspense of the beloved TV series and original series of books, this gripping and thrilling new show is set to delight audiences.Spend an evening in England’s deadliest county…Star cast to be announced.Written and directed by Guy Unsworth, this new theatrical adaptation is based on the book by Caroline Graham The Killings at Badger’s Drift and the television series Midsomer Murders produced by Bentley Productions [for ITV] in association with All3 Media International.
Tue 27 - Sat 31 Jan 2026Tue - Sat Evenings, 7.30pmWed, Thu and Sat Matinees, 2.30pm
As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ Mark Simmons had a groundbreaking 200+ date sell out debut tour lasting two years, spanning the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.Mark is back on tour in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand new show packed with even more expertly crafted one-liners, alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions.Mark is enjoying further success with his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones, and Penn & Teller to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.Recipient of Victoria Wood Panel Prize Fringe 2023UK Comics’ Comic 2022 – Best ActRunner Up of DAVE’s Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe 2022
Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/mark-simmonsThu 12 Feb 2026, 7.30pm
Leading men from London’s West End combine in a powerhouse of vocal talent.After selling out arenas across Europe, The West End Tenors embark on their first UK Tour, bringing their smash hit show directly to you!The cast of The West End Tenors have starred in musicals such as Les Misérables, The Phantom of the Opera, Mamma Mia and Miss Saigon, as well as performing at Windsor Castle for the Royal Family, the BBC Proms and the Eurovision Song Contest.Celebrating the greatest triumphs of Musical Theatre & Film, their spine-tingling vocals are not to be missed, leaving audiences breathless from start to finish.
Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/west-end-tenors
A chilling mystery unfolds when a young actress suddenly dies on stage during a performance, and Detective Chief Inspector Morse embarks on a gripping investigation. What begins as a suspicious death inquiry takes a darker turn when the legendary inspector, together with DS Lewis, uncovers a connection to sinister events in his own past, twenty-five years earlier.Inspector Morse: House of Ghosts marks the first-ever stage adaptation of the iconic detective. ITV’s long-running Inspector Morse, hailed by Radio Times as ‘The greatest British crime series of all time’, has inspired equally beloved spin-offs, Lewis and Endeavour. Starring Tom Chambers (Father Brown, Strictly Come Dancing) as Inspector Morse, this original story written for the stage is a must-see for fans of compelling detective stories and thrilling mysteries.
Book: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/inspector-morse-house-ghostsTue 10 - Sat 14 Mar 2026
The legendary production of Susan Hill’s chilling ghost story The Woman In Black returns to the Yvonne Arnaud. One of the most successful and longest running theatre shows in the history of London’s West End, this gripping production is a brilliantly successful study in atmosphere, illusion and controlled horror. Now seen by over 7 million people worldwide, The Woman In Black continues to delight and terrify audiences of all generations.
Tue 14 - Sat 18 Apr 2026Wed, Thu & Sat Matinees, 2.30pmTue - Sat Evenings, 7.30pmwww.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/woman-in-black
Closest train station Guildford Central.
Metered car parks at Millmead and Millbrook.
Tuesday to Saturday - 10am to 3:30pm. On show nights, the café will re-open one hour before the show, remaining open for any intervals.
Pre-show.
The Yvonne Arnaud is a regional theatre with a national reach, producing and presenting vibrant, entertaining drama for the communities of Surrey, the South East and beyond. Our 80 seat Mill Studio hosts a programme of one-night events and work from emerging artists. We present productions from acclaimed companies, such as Mischief, Donmar, Northern Broadsides, Out of Joint and many more, alongside our own productions and traditional family panto. Our light and airy cafe is open during the day, and pre-show, for delicious, homemade dishes and snacks. The theatre is a charity, built in 1965, thanks to public subscription. It is a grade II listed building.
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